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OUR FLAGSHIP BEERS

These are our five golden love children. These craft beers are here to stay and our distributor is on the hustle to make sure they're nearby at your local drink hole. Check the Untappd App on where to get these delicious brews.

 

 

 
 
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The Deer Lord

German Altbier

 

Traditional Dusseldorf Altbier. Our darker offering that's character develops from our long lagering techniques. This is one of those beers that makes you want to throw on your red plaid shirt, snap your suspenders, and head out into the woods to start chopping down a tree just for the hell of it. How else would you celebrate? The hunt for an awesome altbier is finally over. Praise the Deer Lord!

5.0% ABV  /  32 IBU  |  AVAILABLE QUARTERLY

 

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Joy Rye'd

Rye Pale Ale

 

What a joy to behold! A large portion of rye malt provides a spicy malt profile that backs up the highly aggressive hop aroma and flavor.  Now brewed and dry hopped with copious amounts of Chinook, Cascade and Columbus hops, Joy Rye'd is the big rebel in our craft beer lineup. With it's big aroma and flavor, the Joy Rye'd will start a rough and tumble with your tastebuds and leave you thirsty for more. Let the devil out and stir some shit up. Have a Joy Rye'd!

5.5% ABV  /  35 IBU  |  AVAILABLE YEAR ROUND

 

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Piehole Porter

SPECIALTY Cherry Vanilla Porter

 

This is our little Pie Star out of the group (it's a thing we made up, just go with it). Our brewer outdid himself. This dark delicious craft beer gets all the attention and rightfully so. A traditional Brown Porter brewed with fresh cherries and Ugandan vanilla beans, the Piehole is oozing with dark chocolate flavors and a sweet tempting aroma. It tastes like yo momma's pie, only better. So shut up and just put it in your piehole!

5.5% ABV  /  20 IBU  |  AVAILABLE YEAR ROUND

 

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Opposable IPA

IPA

 

Many moons ago when the earth was young, billions of years before the first humans could hold a pint, there roamed an angry badass we now know as the T-Rex. Angry you ask? Yes, well, if your arms were too short for cuddling, you’d be pretty pissed as well. We all like that shit. 

 

Our classic American IPA has gone through a bit of an evolution since its dawning many moons ago. This latest hazy rendition is packed with grapefruit citrus aromas with a sweet grassy, pine finish. Hopped with a bevy of our favorites such as nugget, summit, cascade and columbus in the boil and dry hopped with a healthy dose of centennial, cascade, and summit resulting in a grassy, piney, citrusy IPA surprise. With all the classic hop aroma and flavors, we needed a strong malt backbone only the t-rex can provide. That's right. We used real t-rex bones in the boil. We didn't. That was lie. But you might never have guess that after tasting the powerful balance of this pre-historic brew. 

6.8% ABV/  65 IBU  |  AVAILABLE YEAR ROUND

 

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